GJ REPORT: GIPSYJUNGLE HIT SUBSUB

Disaster struck last night at a trendy Ljubljana night club.

The exact details have yet to be confirmed, however eyewitness reports from those at Sub Sub on Friday night paint a startling picture. Partygoers had gathered to see DJ Tito, Shazalakazoo, and W.G. Well (My Hell Jackson). Information gathered by Gipsy Jungle has yet to pinpoint the exact circumstances, however at some time during the show it is believed a "highly infectious outbreak" began to spread through the facility, according to one unnamed source. Authorities attribute the outbreak to, what they refer to, as "potent and extremely contageous grooves."

From outside Sub Sub, as throngs of HAZMAT-clad emergency responders gathered, the seriousness of the outbreak was evident. Scores of the infected, dancing uncontrolably, refused medical assistance. "I'm not sure when it began, but at some point my vertabrae started bouncing uncontrolably" says Tjasa, one of the infected. "I had no idea my body could move like this" she added.

Another victim excitedly claimed, "…I can feel from my head to my toes… and I like it! …I think my spleen is smiling." Symptoms seemed to be the inability to hold still, tendency to smile, and an overwheling urge to hit the dancefloor. Nearly all those in Sub Sub claimed to be entirely transfixed on the beats that pumped from the stage.

Charges have not been laid against Tito, Shazalakazoo, or Mr. Wells, whom police say are responsible for the outbreak.

Reported by Graham Dickson

Photos by Tjasulja